Wednesday, 17 September 2014

The Wild Munch

"He's coming over - if he asks for a bite, just say no. I mean, he just sat there and ate a whole bag of crisps without offering us a single one, I don't see why we should share."

Saturday, 13 September 2014

Trouser Stress

If I've learned one valuable lesson this summer it's that, however convenient it seems, one should never carry treats in trouser pockets around tall bunnies.


Thursday, 11 September 2014

Flirt Watch

"I just had a lovely chat with the girl next door! She was bunderful, I wonder if I should invite her over tonight for carrotinis with me and the wife..."

"Uh-oh. Maybe not. New plan...boys night at your place?"