Flanking the great pyramids of Egypt are the mighty sphinx statues. For years archeologists pondered the meaning of these stone creatures:- Are they guardians to the tombs of revered leaders? Do they represent some ancient gods long forgotten? Or perhaps, was it just that the architect who came up with the design had a pet bunny with no front teeth?
"Oh mighty tin pyramid that dost bestow upon me the gift of tasty grated carrot, bring forth your great bounty that you might be worshipped."
May the great pharaoh Tutenkarrotbun grant all his carroty wishes.
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