"Red carpet? Photographer? Do I have a movie coming out I don't know about?"
Sorry Connor, it's just photo day! We want a good picture to show you off to the world!
"So there's not even a buffet??!! TAKE ME BACK TO MY HOUSE!!!"
OK fine, I'll go get you some snacks...
"Putting me out here with no buffet, pfftt, silly human, you'd think they were the ones in charge. AND HOW ABOUT A TALL DRINK TO GO WITH MY SALAD??!!"