A Frown Round Here

Strictly Bun Dieting

Our adorable young Dutch-coloured lops all seem to be digestively-challenged, possibly a result of poor breeding. Consequently, their current dietary regime excludes vegetables in favour of high fibre foods. It's not too bad now they are used to the routine, but seriously, seeing those cute little faces gazing longingly at the bucket of veg you've used to feed some of their neighbours and handing them something less appetising can be quite tough!

"Prepare to be Jedi-mind-tricked - you WILL hand over those carrots, these are NOT the bunnies that are dieting..."

Don't Ignore The Signs

"And this 'Mr Floofytail' you claim invited you to our bun-party, he was curiously tall with floppy ears that look suspiciously like they were bought in a joke shop as well was he?"