The Rhia Thing

"Hey Romeo, get out here, the human's arrived with lots of tasty snacks!"

"You hear me? I said LOTS of tasty snacks - don't you go making a liar of ME!"

Puff

Fur the Love of Snacks

"Arrgh! For the last time Romeo, they're not snacky pellets they're my toes!"

But Soft!

Oh Romeo, Romeo!

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

"I'm over here, unlike my breakfast, so how about you put away your poncy literature and get to it, eh?" 

Mastermind

"Welcome to Mastermind. Here are the rules. I am your master. You don't mind."