Service With

"Hey, don't go bringing me down with YOUR feelings about Mondays when you deliver MY tasty breakfast - I want to enjoy my veg with a smile!"

Heeeeeeeerrrrrrrre's Suki!

"Hey blogger chap! If you're too grumpy/busy/lazy to write a post for today, can I have another day on the blog this week? I mean, you let Fonzie and Diego have whole weeks..."

With YOUR super-cute face? Sure thing, Suki, sure thing!

Disapprovably Monday

Bed And Breakfast

"Say... instead of putting hay in here, perhaps you could fill it with something more... green?"

A Matter of Perspective

"..and that's how perspective works. So when you check the photo you've just taken from inside the regular sized snack bucket looking out, it will seem like the bucket is enormous. For our next lesson, I'll need an enormous bucket of snacks and for you to be far away..."

Fragrant Disregard

"You know what I love about herbs? The aroma. It covers up the smell of the stinky humans who bring them."