Showing posts with label Beyoncé. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beyoncé. Show all posts

Sunday, 11 September 2016

Brush Up, Brush Down

"I don't know what you think you are doing with that brush, but I have some suggestions that don't involve it coming anywhere near me or my sisters..."

Thursday, 25 August 2016

... And... The Other One...


"I suggest you think very very carefully about what you are about to title this one..."

OK... OK... Although you know Bey, it might help if you stop pulling faces like that, just sayin'.

Sunday, 29 May 2016

No Dummy

I am fortunate enough not to have had to do medicines recently without one of the more experienced medicators somewhere on site for advice and to help with the odd tricky one. For me, 'tricky' includes figuring out which sister is which in the popstar trio. Now clearly, the one that runs away when they see you approaching holding a syringe is a good bet, but maybe she's finally realised the folly of this strategy because...

"Ha ha, how you gonna tell now?! See, my ability to fool you is almost as great as my...ventriloquism. Er...she said that."

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Single Ladies


"Like our namesakes, my sisters and I sing all the time... just in our case, people pay us to stop."

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Short Ears, Big Danger

To stay safe in this world, it is advisable to always remain aware of ones surroundings. One shouldn't go wandering down alleyways or back oneself into a corner with no chance of retreat. There could be untold dangers lurking nearby.

And one should never forget that, sometimes, the chances of escape end promptly with the opening of a bag of parsley.

"[shlurp]"