The Snack Inspectors

"HALT! Official Snack Inspectors! Put down that bucket and wait outside while we verify the quality of your goodies..."

The Twilight Movie

"Hey you, human - you wanna take me to the pictures? That Sushi never takes me anywhere. I'd quite like a date. No wait, a cranberry. No, no, bring me a banana..."

Thanks Twilight, but maybe I'll just leave you to have a night in with your husbun and some snacks off the healthy list instead...

Silverfat

An issue we are battling with at the Rescue right now is Twilight's weight. Maybe it's because Old Man Sushi is such a slow, delicate eater that she's getting most of the food, maybe it's because Twilight would rather nap than run a lap, but she's shot up to around 30 percent heavier than her ideal weight.

Obesity can lead to all sorts of health problems, so we need to encourage her to exercise and shed the grams. For my part, I've been standing around laughing uncontrollably whenever I see the way her butt wobbles when she moves. (Hey, don't judge me people, I'm trying to be motivating! Or bullying...no, no, definitely motivating.)

Sushi of course is being very helpful...

"How about this: Put me in a little chariot with the food, have Pea, Pod, Cosmos and Goofy pull it round the Rescue and Twilight can chase behind eating out the back?"

Twilight - Our First Silver Bunny

"What's the matter? Worried I might...bite?"