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"Ha ha, you can't see me, I'm hidden under some hay!"

Well actually Wellington, it's only a couple of strands, if I wanted to I could probably remove it with Photoshop and...

"Ha ha, now you can't take my picture because I'm shaking my head!"

OK, OK, I get the hint, no photo. I'll try your wife instead...

"Photo? Really? A little warning would have been nice! I could have done my fur, cleaned my ears, maybe spent some more time putting my eye-shadow on..."