"Puny human! No longer will I submit to your totalitarian control of the snack-barrow! For I, Archimedes, having trained for several afternoons in the ancient art of Bun-Fu, shall now humiliate you in paw-to-hand combat. Prepare to fight!"
"Get ready for...Gah! What's this??!! You have mastered Shaolin-Head-Stroke?!"
"Argh! That's the Ninja-Cuddle-Palm!"
"I am sorry my beloved. I have dishonoured bunny kind. I was defeated in battle."
"It is a sad day, my darling Archimedes. While you hang your head in shame, I shall point my bottom of disapproval in his general direction."