Wednesday 5 August 2015

Maniac, Brainiac, Celeriac

"I've come to eat your BRAINS!!!"

"Because based on how dumb you humans are, I'm guessing you've got nothing but vegetables inside those heads of yours."

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  1. No bunny named Valentino is going to be lapping up any human brains. In his second photo he looks like he can hardly believe what he said. This sweet bunnbunn has about a million others paths to vegetables, although the one he initially proposed would be the one least travelled by. I don't think we are interested in the "difference" taking this path could make. Please cheer him up. He looks like he needs to br reassured.

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    1. Don't be fooled by his endearing Dutchness - being married to Samosa this last year or so has given him a very "aggressively take it or lose it" attitude to life. If fingers looked even ten percent more like carrots than they do, they would not be safe! They are adorable and funny though!

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    2. (The rabbits, not the carrot fingers)

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    3. It's well known that Dutch bunnies run the "Dutch Mafia" .. They use their cute looks to claim innocence while leading destruction and chewed up bits of wire behind.

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    4. Come on, you all, . . . that little sweetie pie? A finger nipper? A mafia card carrier? I don't think so.

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    5. What's that you say? Video evidence required, you say? Challenge ACCEPTED!
      ;-)

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    6. I would be expecting to see footage from an independent third party whose name is not Whiskey. You all could just concede that Valentino is and always has been a perfect little bunnbunn. No one is going to think any less of you. I didn't intend for this to turn into a shoving match.

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    7. I must confess, before he met Samosa he seemed sweet, perfect and adorable. But Samosa? That bun be crazy. I think he transformed himself just to keep her in line (and have half a chance at any of the food!).

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    8. So it's "cherchez la (crazy) femme," is it? Exactly when did you hit yourself over the head with the bucket?

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    9. Right after Toby told me to put it on my head - I'm not the most coordinated person in the world...

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