Unbaited

"Nope, not falling for that, gotta be a catch to this somewhere..."

The Undeniable Logic of Jinny

I tell you, it doesn't matter how big a portion size you give some of these rabbits...

"You still have food left. I'm still hungry. There's a solution here looking for a problem is all I'm saying."

Jin Doe

We have a bit of a murder mystery on our hands. A fallen rabbit, cut down in its prime.

Our victim:

Name: Jinny

Age: Five years old

Sex: Female

Cause: Unknown

Prime suspect: Her husbun Twizzel, found next to the body. Would not make eye contact.

Motive: ???

"Don't be daft, Twizzel wouldn't hurt a fly... and if he did ever have a grudge against me, it's because I eat all the breakfast."

This Quiet Corner

It's quiet down the rescue most of the time, especially now my mp3 player has given up the ghost and gone to meet its maker. Unfortunately this means that my strange mind (you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps!) has to find ways to entertain itself. Pandoren FM tunes into such classics as...


"Because I'm Hoppy (clap along if you feel like a room without a roof)..."

No? OK, maybe not then...

How about... 

"Sprocket man! (Burnin' out this fuse up here alone)..."

What? No good either?

OK, one last try...

Wait for it...

"Mallow! Is it me you're looking for?"

"I'd stop right now if I were you..."

Tough crowd...

Too Much Jin

It's A Hard Life - Part 2

Clearly the important job of Chief Newspaper Shredder was just too much for poor old Jinny. Maybe you should ask Twizzel for help next time?

"ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Welcome to Jinny's Beauty Resort

"Come, sit down, put your feet up! And don't you worry about finishing breakfast, I'll take care of the food. Oh yes, I'll take care of it..."

Tuesday Tail #36

"Well? Did you bring treats? No?"

"I think we're done here."

The Hand-Out Hold-Up

Fonzie is such a character, totally in-your-face, I could easily spend the whole day hanging out with him given the chance!

"Ah, you're really spoiling me with these tasty treats! Keep 'em coming! [...chomp...chomp...chomp...]"

"Er...hello? Other bunnies are waiting for their dinner too?"

Oops. Better get on then...

Hide 'n' Snack

BHV: Hey Jinny, I've got a new game for you! When I say 'go', somewhere in your run I've hidden some sna...

"[sniff.sniff]"

"Found 'em! I win!"

BHV: Actually they were the ones I was carrying to play with the other bunnies...[sigh]....fine, OK, yes, you win...
[empties pocket pellet-stash into waiting mouth]

Jinny Bunny

Rabbits evolved to have superbly functional ears - large to capture as much sound as possible, located high on the head and able to rotate 180 degrees to listen for approaching predators from all directions. Then evil humans came along and bred bunnies that looked "cuter", with floppy ears that hang over the ear canal muffling sound and dramatically reducing the owners ability to see or to point the ears in any particular direction. I can't help but feel sorry for these beautiful creatures so badly mangled by human selfishness with no way of experiencing life as nature intended.

I feel particularly sad in this regard for the great French Lop. Not only are they (relatively speaking) as deaf as a post and constantly surprised by things suddenly appearing close by, but they also have to suffer the indignity of dragging those big funny things around in the dirt and mud. There's literally nothing they can do to experience sounds properly like a straight eared bunny.

Isn't that right Jinny?

"Say what? No, no, go ahead, I'm listening now...?"