[SCENE: The kingdom of the mighty, fearsome Rocket, who rules his domain with a stern look and a vicious chomp. A servant has just delivered a handful of wild snackage.]
ROCKET: I thank you for bringing this delicious grass. Your obedience will not be forgotten. As I rule this kingdom from atop my mighty throne, I will..
ME: Huh? Your throne?
ROCKET: Yes, my throne! As I rule this kingdom from my mighty throne I shall..
ME: Oh wait - do you mean your Peppa Pig chair?
ROCKET: What? I... As I rule my kingdom from my throne...
ME: Your chair...
ROCKET: OK FINE! I RULE MY KINGDOM FROM ATOP MY PEPPA PIG GARDEN CHAIR! Happy now?!
ME: [Giggling] Yes your majesty! [Collapses in fits of giggles]