"Mr Tickles? Did you see those silly humans put our messy-floofy-heads on the intehwebs yesterday? And other silly humans made comments?"
"Yes, but why would I mind? I'm getting paid these tasty pellets!!! [...nom.nom.nom...]"
"Well, human, these are, indeed, tasty. But I think you should pay me one for each floofy bit out of place in that photo, so I make that...let's see...add the bit over the ears, carry the three...how many sacks are left in the store?"