A Good Old Nap

The Con Remains The Same

TOBY: What do you call a human with an empty bucket on his head?

BHV: Ooo, that's a good one! Let me think...no, I don't know! What DO you call a human with an empty bucket on his head?

TOBY: Hey, don't ask me, it's YOUR name! Some other questions you'll be asking yourself later are 'How did a creature so small con me into putting a bucket on my head?' and 'Hey, didn't this bucket have veg in it a moment ago?'.

Maniac, Brainiac, Celeriac

"I've come to eat your BRAINS!!!"

"Because based on how dumb you humans are, I'm guessing you've got nothing but vegetables inside those heads of yours."

Tuesday Tail #46

Because Parsley

Whisky And The Bird

"Is that...?"

"Hey! How you doin'?"

"I thought I told you not to come back after I kicked you out for pooping on my tasty grass ?!!"

"But you got the tastiest worms around!"

"Grrrrr...."

"You gotta be quicker than that, buddy!"

"STAY OUT OF MY GARDEN!!!"

"You can kiss my feathered butt! See you next weekend!"

Green Dreams Are Made Of This

"Wait, what was I doing before I fell asleep? I think it was something...tasty..."