"Is that...?"
"Hey! How you doin'?"
"I thought I told you not to come back after I kicked you out for pooping on my tasty grass ?!!"
"But you got the tastiest worms around!"
"Grrrrr...."
"You gotta be quicker than that, buddy!"
"STAY OUT OF MY GARDEN!!!"
"You can kiss my feathered butt! See you next weekend!"
I was recently queried about whether I wanted Whiskey to be given a spear. Ordinarily I favour all life forms havin ready access to all the resources that they require for the highest and fullest blossoming of their uniqueness. I have now been reduced to, "Hey, Guy, get a hold on your bunny!"
ReplyDeletePoop on his worms, Whisky!
ReplyDeletePoor, abused, wee bunny. He gets no respect from anyone or anything. Never fed. Fur brushed the wrong way. Wrapped in towels. Has to put up with incompetent servants AND snotty birds.
I don't know how he copes.