Thursday 20 August 2015

The Invaders

"Help me human! I am Princess Honour from the planet Carroton. My evil stepfather opened this worm-hole across space through which he intends to invade and conquer your world!"

"The only way to close the wormhole is to overload it with the very substance from which my planet is made - carrotonite. I believe it occurs naturally on your world, growing in orange roots in your soil - just find as much of it as you can and pile it in."

"Hello? Are you there? Oh, I guess the human went to get the carrots! So gullible!"

1 comment:

  1. We may be gullible, but I don't think that means we should just let Princess Honour's evil stepfather invade.