Wednesday 21 November 2012

Short Ears, Big Danger

To stay safe in this world, it is advisable to always remain aware of ones surroundings. One shouldn't go wandering down alleyways or back oneself into a corner with no chance of retreat. There could be untold dangers lurking nearby.

And one should never forget that, sometimes, the chances of escape end promptly with the opening of a bag of parsley.

"[shlurp]"

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