Wednesday 25 March 2015

Hark! A Messenger Approaches!

"I came all the way down here to give you a very important message, surely all that effort deserves a reward? No, I don't remember the message, just give me a flippin' carrot already!"

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  1. The message is "Cough up the carrot!"

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  2. hmm can I send Speedy round with it?xx Rachel

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    1. Are you suggesting giving Speedy a carrot and trusting him to deliver it fully intact across several counties to our Boadicea??!! Well you can try...

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    2. Sir Speedy understands very well what is due to royalty, and he has magic closets at his disposal. Nevertheless, in your position, I would flip Her Majesty a carrot and see if the message comes back to her with the boost to her blood sugar. Oh, prepared to have the message be "More!"

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