Sunday 19 July 2015

Whisky Declares War

"Take this."

"Those pesky birds are making a play for the garden. We're going to show them they've messed with the wrong bun. This means war."

"While you lead the assault in the garden, I will be giving orders from right here in the command centre. Try not to get too pecked, but if it gets too hairy out there just remember this advice - you'll need to be back here at 6pm in one piece to make my dinner. Good luck human."


  1. Whisky has faith in you vs. those dastardly avians, how could you let him down?

  2. I am afraid you are going to have to explain to Whiskey that ornithoids are our friends, and as always, the best news we are going to get today is that something out there is still alive.

    1. It's probably a good thing Whisky doesn't have thumbs, eh?