"We'll both have a small piece of that broccoli there, a medium sized leaf of those greens and...a handful of parsley?"
"No carrots for us though, we've healthy New Years Resolutions to keep!"
"Psst! Make mine a double carrot - but wrap it in the greens so she doesn't see! I'm not missing out on MY treats just because SOMEbun is worried about fitting into her spring wardrobe!"