Sunday, 14 February 2016

The Valentines Day Mastication

Somebun's in trouble...

"Excuse me, but how was I supposed to know they wouldn't deliver Velveteen's flowers on a Sunday? They were great flowers too. Really TASTY flowers. When they arrived yesterday I just assumed they were breakfast..."


  1. Hercules, I am betting that you didn't even order those flowers. Florists tend to follow bunny instructions. You ate the flowers B-HV intended for Velveteen. Well, a good bunny really IS hard to find. Be naughty, little one, true to yourself . . . do it your way. You seem to be in a land where "just desserts" means snitched flowers and you have gotten yours. Happy Valentine's Day, you all.

  2. Oh dear,I'm sure you'll make it up to her,Happy Valentine's Day xx Rachel