"Gotcha! Now I'm on top of you, you have only two options - you can either resign yourself to sitting right here for the next hour doing nothing but stroking my head getting no work done OR you can give me some of your parsley and I'll leave you alone!"
"Curses. I clearly underestimated your levels of otiosity."
That is not really the kind of error I would expect out of Archimedes. I am guessing that he doesn't know that there are global shortages of not only carrots, but also parsley. It is very kind of you to do everything within your power to keep the horrible news from him.
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