"I know I could reach that tub before the slow old human, but would I get the lid off and the snacks out in time? Oh wait, I forgot how dumb they are..."
"HEY YOU! THERE'S AN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN BEHIND YOU, OF AN APPROPRIATE GENDER FOR YOUR ROMANTIC TASTES, WITH THEIR SHIRT OFF!"
"Ha ha ha, what a fool, there is no such thing as an attractive human! Right, time for some snacks..."
Owch! That's a bit harsh Thistle.. even for a snack attack!
ReplyDeleteWell, Shady, I think Thistle must have been in desperate need of nutrition if he forgot, even for a moment, how dumb we are. I'm not saying it didn't sting, just that, well, there were mitigating circumstances. I hope RG notices I am back to SUTTR. What a relief.
ReplyDeleteA quick note on this:
ReplyDeleteThistle doesn't get on here much because he is a wild cross and not into hanging out with us as much as our other residents. His brother Tansley is definitely the more confident of the two.
Thistle suffers from recurring severe headtilt and snuffles, so being medicated daily doesn't help with his opinion of us humans. He loves parsley though, so on his healthier days will come out and meet you for breakfast to see if you've brought him any.
On Tuesday when I took these photo's, Caroline had returned with him from the vets having had a deep nasal swab to find out what course of treatment will clear his current snuffly problems - he was NOT impressed. To make it up to him, Caroline decided he deserved some playtime in the sun, so he and Tansley were having a run about with some quality grazing time. When they weren't eyeing up the tub of fattening-up food left out for one of our other underweight buns...