You'd be excused for thinking there was nothing that could move this lump when he is in your way.
You can cajole, you can yell (not that you would), you can prod, that fluffy speed-bump just won't budge. But there are two things that make him shift so fast he becomes a grey blur. One is pointing a camera at him close up, which causes a very grumpy "Leave me ALONE!" lunge (I don't know what happened in his life to make him hate cameras, but he does). The other, you will not be surprised to hear, is this:
See? Now he's out of the way. And I'm out of parsley. And while I was checking if I had any more parsley, he went and laid back down in an even less convenient place. Ho hum, just another day then...
Archimedes is a smart bunny .. He knows if he gets even MORE in your way it's likely he'll get even MORE treats!
ReplyDeleteNot if he already ate them all he won't!
DeleteBunnies do not "already ate them all." Some B-HVs just don't bring enough. Now, admittedly, "enough" is an elusive, much discussed term. I am of that school which says enough is when bunny falls asleep eating parsley. If one wakes one's bunny up with parsley, the mark has definitely been missed.
DeleteOne of the nasty things probably bit him. And, what happened to "he's not heavy, he's my brother?" Prod? Prod? I think I'd better stop now.
ReplyDeleteMore likely he thought the photos from some shoot in his pre-rescue days made him look fat and he's never forgiven photographers!
DeleteThis bunny is not fat. Probably he just got upset over the way his public reacted to his bunny perfection. Not everything is suitable internet content, you know. There can be consequences.
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