Friday 14 June 2013

One Star Dining

"Really?  This is it?  You seat me at the back, behind an ugly green plastic pipe, with no chair and a brick for a table, now you bring me this?  One pellet, not even a plate?  Well let's just say I think you'll enjoy reading my review as much as I enjoyed dining here."


  1. You're damned skippy, Moll! How insulting. Not even a leaf of green, or a pinch of veg, but one lousy pellet!

  2. Demand a full refund, Moll, in the form of a whole sack of carrots!