For the [very-very-big-number]th time this year, I feel like I just got completely and fluffily mugged.
"Don't give me that attitude! You got the snacks? Give me the snacks!"
"Better. Next time remember your role in this relationship, or maybe I won't remember what a litter tray is and we'll see how YOU like forgetfulness?"
I get mugged by Mr. Mick for hay cookies on a regular basis. Occasionally, it results in a nasty nip or two because he's so busy trying to tug at my pants leg, he misses and gets skin. On three occasions, he's actually leaped up into my lap by accident, then freaked out because he's in my lap and doesn't know how he got there. All for a hay cookie. Foo' wabbit.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if Whisky had incisors I'd get the same thing. Instead I get pummelled with his front paws! Whisky does in fact jump on my lap to do this sometimes, but he knows EXACTLY where he is. Placement for maximum impact as he punches me in the chest.
DeleteAwww, dear little Whisky, with an adorable, heart melting face like yours you should have all the snacks on the planet!
ReplyDeleteHe pretty much almost does Jo! Which reminds me, must put him on the scales this week...
DeleteYes, he has the sweetest floofy face
ReplyDeleteAww, thanks Brandi! Whisky has now placed you above me in the global human rankings (though that may change again when he wants his next snack).
DeleteI just love Whiskys floofy face reminds me of my first bun Caramel,xx Rachel
ReplyDeleteYou might not love it so much if you had to bathe muck out of it as often as I do! ;-) However, for now Whisky thanks you for your remarks and is currently ranking you right up there with Brandi!
DeleteOh, no! Assault and bunnery. Over here we have something called Victim Services. When they get to your house they will unfortunately have you arrested and begin comforting Whiskey. I am sure that is what you would want anyway, right? Seriously, you are in trouble. When they find out about the name calling, you will be pilloried with some vegetable bunnies don't like.
ReplyDeleteWhat name calling??!! :-o
DeletePerhaps you have misunderstood. "Ugly Mug" as in I got mugged and it got ugly. See? No name calling! (Well, Whisky may have called ME a couple of things, but I pretended I didn't speak "bad bunny" and ignored him.)
What name calling! Well, B-H V has certainly not done the soul searching we had hoped for! You called your bunn, your precious little bunn "my shaggy little monster." We are disappointed, really, really disappointed.
ReplyDeleteOh, THAT name calling! Well FYI, Whisky agreed to forget about it in return for (you guessed it) a snack.
DeleteI am betting that little bunn just said, "better," and added a few cautionary words. I do not think we are anywhere near forgiveness here.
ReplyDeleteAnd, as for "forgetting," they don't do that. No, well at least American bunns are into mileage, the long haul, being ready to bring it up the next time you sit down for a cup of coffee. We are subjected to the highest standards of quality control and sensitivity training cannot be measured in sessions, but is considered an on and on and on going process, and, yes, I did mean THAT name calling.
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